Does everything you touch end up shiner and better than it was before? Are you super productive and organized? Are your clothes really crisp and clean? Are you green with a cleft chin and sparkles that emit from your being?
Then this button was made for YOU! And you should wear it with pride.
If the above doesn't describe you, then you should embrace irony and wear it, too.
The "Perfect Guy" button measures 1.5" in diameter and sports a classy matte finish.